My German skills are rusty

Glogg is the name for mulled wine in the Nordic countries.  Spices, wine, sometimes sugar or fruit juice, it is served hot in the winter.  In Germany and Austria it is called Gluhwein.

My sister got me a bottle of SAF-T-GLOGG from Ikea.  No wine, just fruit juice and spices.

I thought it was really weird that they would call it "Safety Glogg" just because it had no alcohol, and even weirder that they would use the SAF-T abbreviation.

Then my sister reminded me.

Saft = juice in Swedish as in German.

Mulled Juice.

That makes so much more sense.  Mine is funnier though.