The Gospel According to John (Browning)

Over on No Lawers, Only Guns and Money, there is a reading of The Gospel According John (Browing).  I've posted links to the text before, it starts:

In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good.  And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith.  For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain."

You know the one (or you should).  This is a nice reading for Christmas.  So I stole it.  You know, Christmas spirit and all.  No, just kidding.  Here's a screenshot that links which doesn't link to John's blog where you can watch the whole thing because apparently that isn't a thing in Blogger.  So instead there's a link below.

http://onlygunsandmoney.blogspot.com/2016/12/a-reading-from-gospel-of-browning.html