Hi John, did you know you use less than an average of 2 GB of data each month? Upgrade today and get Verizon Max — 6GB of data for only $30 monthly accessOk. Thanks. But...
Point 1: If I am using less than 2GB each month, why on earth would I need to upgrade to a plan that gives me more data. I clearly don't need it.
Point 2: I am currently paying $24.56 a month for UNLIMITED data. I can use as much as I freaking want for $5 less than the plan they want me to switch to.
What kind of
Oh well. I like my Verizon service, I have awesome reception, and I have unlimited data for the rest of my life if I choose to keep it. I guess I can live with crazy.