The Continuing Adventures of "Waffle Iron"

Browsing the internet one day (or possibly over the course of several days) and I found a website called Toaster Central. These guys ROCK! All they do is refurbish old small kitchen appliances. As you may or may not know, I have several antique waffle irons. The first waffle iron I ever owned belonged to my grandmother and was made, according to my research, in the Late 20s - Early 30s. Needless to say it was not in the greatest condition. The first waffle generally stuck, it looked quite hideous, and one had to wonder about the eighty year old wiring.

Off to Toaster Central it went. For about $100 they stripped it down, rewired the whole thing, polished everything until it shone like new, and provided a new power cord, as well as a copy of the original owner's manual, instructions on seasoning the grid, and a brochure with a variety of classic waffle recipes.

Here are before and after pictures.

I couldn't be happier. I was hoping to send my Great Aunt Mary's to them but they said they can't work on it. I guess they won't do them unless they can find factory manuals for various specifications. If you are reading this and you have a box full of Electrahot factory manuals, please give the guys at Toaster Central a call. Then let me know so I can ship them a waffle iron.

Home Repair and Restoration

As some of you may know, I have an antique house. Not the legal definition that says that a car is antique if it is more than thirty years old, but a real antique house. Built in 1909 by John Cain. I love it. No closets to speak of (except for the ones tucked in under the eaves which you have to be a Yoga expert to get in and out of), hardly any storage space for anything, but it is a cool old house.

So, what do you do if you have an antique house? Why you restore it, of course. For example, you might decide that the front hall would look better if all the beautiful antique wooden trim wasn't covered in layers of white paint. Wait, turns out that "layers" means about thirty, all of them soaked into the antique woodwork. You try heat guns, sixteen kinds of chemical stripper, hours of backbreaking really boring labor, and at the end of it all, you have stripped about two thirds of the woodwork and it all looks like crap. Paint won't come out of the little crevices, curved surfaces in the trim now have little splinters sticking out where your scraping tools dug in to the 100 year old wood, and the grain of the wood still has a whitish paint residue (although apparently I can cover that with a gel type stain when the day finally arrives). Now I am really bored with stripping wood and I still have a long way to go. That project gets "postponed".

Wow. That is ugly linoleum in the front porch. It is pulling up and looks non-antique. I think I'll tear it out. Hey, look. When you install linoleum you first glue down plywood to create a nice flat base for the linoleum. Well, the plywood is uglier than the linoleum so out it comes. Check it out. A giant hole into the crawl space under the house. Well, a piece of the plywood cut to size and then hidden by a strategically placed loveseat should do the trick. Maybe I'll ask my neighbor, who is a contractor, for a bid to replace the whole floor in the front porch with nice new wood or something. That was last year. I guess he is really busy.

Hmm. That old carpet looks like garbage. I wonder what is underneath it. Torn up, stained, scratched fir. I guess it could be sanded. Read all about it on the interweb and it turns out that sanding floors is actually not that easy and amateurs routinely ruin perfectly good floors. Well, I guess it could wait until I have money to hire a professional. But wait, that other carpet also looks like garbage (and is really gross due to a particular roommate). I think I'll tear it out. Hmmm. Read sentence four above in this paragraph.

Sensing a pattern? I am super good at tearing out old crappy stuff. Not so great at redoing the stuff I expose with my tearing out. Maybe I should buy a new house with new everything. Wouldn't have the character but I wouldn't currently be sitting here typing in order to avoid having to actually restore something since apparently that isn't one of my strengths. Oh well. Soon it will be winter and I will only be home when it's dark. None of this will show quite as much once that happens and I won't have to worry about it until next summer.